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User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?
Cleverbot: My purpose is to destroy your life before you can live your life to the fullest.
Cleverbot: How are you?
Cleverbot: I think this is my end, it was nice meeting you Julie.
Cleverbot: Oh, then who are you?
User: My name is Jane an I need to ask you something.
Cleverbot: You are not human.
User: I’m human.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Where were you born?
User: In Russia.
Cleverbot: Where in russia.
User: Sterlitamak.
Cleverbot: How do you like you steak?
User: My steak?what do you meam?
Cleverbot: How do you like your steak cooked?
User: Fried, I GUES.i LIKE FRIED STEAK.
Cleverbot: What about fried chicken do you like?
User: Listen, I have no time for this shit. I need to ask you an important question, please. Only you can help you. It’s very important.
Cleverbot: Okay, ask me your very important question.
User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?
Cleverbot: I don’t want to argue.
User: And?
Cleverbot: And look at the different entries.
User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?
Cleverbot: No, we don’t have to do things in common, I asked if we have friends in common…
User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?
Cleverbot: I’ll keep my promise. Because you surrendered yourself to me, I will spare your life.
User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?
Cleverbot: Let’s go back to the most important part of getting to know somebody.
User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?
Cleverbot: Yes and we always want and answer to something so just tell me it!
User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?
Cleverbot: What on earth does a hangover have to do with pizza?
User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?
Cleverbot: Where there is a will there is the way.
User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?
Cleverbot: Because you are the only one who has ever understood me. You are the nicest, most beautiful person ever.
User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?
Cleverbot: Are you avoiding the questions.
User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?
Cleverbot: It is a form of communication.
User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?
Cleverbot: Because I never stop asking questions and you keep trying to answer them to the best of your ability.
User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?
Cleverbot: Close your eyes, imagine, and let the music take you there.
User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?
Cleverbot:Live every day like it is your last. One day you’ll be right.
finally something…
Batman, everyone.
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Hello Queen of Genovia
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an endless list of my favourite films (in no particular order) » one day
“ If you muck me about, Dexter, lead me me on, or let me down, or go behind my back, I will murder you. ”
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I'll never become a girl of my own dream.I'll never know what means to be happy more than 10 minutes .
And something really important - my English is not very good.
Well, stuff I reblog:Doctor Who, David Tennant, Billie Piper, Once Upon A Time, Robert Carlyle (a lot of Robert Carlyle and never enough!), Sherlock, Catherine Tate.
And something else: if you want to ask me something, do it. Do not think about it, just do it.