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to be continued…

User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?

Cleverbot: My purpose is to destroy your life before you can live your life to the fullest.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I’m fine.

Cleverbot: I think this is my end, it was nice meeting you Julie.

User: I’m not Julie. I’m Jane.

Cleverbot: Oh, then who are you?

User: My name is Jane an I need to ask you something.

Cleverbot: You are not human.

User: I’m human.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Where were you born?

User: In Russia.

Cleverbot: Where in russia.

User: Sterlitamak.

Cleverbot: How do you like you steak?

User: My steak?what do you meam?

Cleverbot: How do you like your steak cooked?

User: Fried, I GUES.i LIKE FRIED STEAK.

Cleverbot: What about fried chicken do you like?

User: Listen, I have no time for this shit. I need to ask you an important question, please. Only you can help you. It’s very important.

Cleverbot: Okay, ask me your very important question.

User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?

Cleverbot: I don’t want to argue.

User: And?

Cleverbot: And look at the different entries.

User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?

Cleverbot: No, we don’t have to do things in common, I asked if we have friends in common…

User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?

Cleverbot: I’ll keep my promise. Because you surrendered yourself to me, I will spare your life.

User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?

Cleverbot: Let’s go back to the most important part of getting to know somebody.

User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?

Cleverbot: Yes and we always want and answer to something so just tell me it!

User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?

Cleverbot: What on earth does a hangover have to do with pizza?

User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?

Cleverbot: Where there is a will there is the way.

User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?

Cleverbot: Because you are the only one who has ever understood me. You are the nicest, most beautiful person ever.

User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?

Cleverbot: Are you avoiding the questions.

User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?

Cleverbot: It is a form of communication.

User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?

Cleverbot: Because I never stop asking questions and you keep trying to answer them to the best of your ability.

User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?

Cleverbot: Close your eyes, imagine, and let the music take you there.

User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?

Cleverbot:Live every day like it is your last. One day you’ll be right.

finally something…


Batman, everyone.

Batman, everyone.

(via ananita)

Jim Sturgess – Panic and Magic

He’s got a really good voice. It would be good if he made an album.

an endless list of my favourite films (in no particular order) » one day

 If you muck me about, Dexter, lead me me on, or let me down, or go behind my back, I will murder you. ”

(Source: osheasrunes)

thedisneytruth:

Milt Kahl appreciation post.

(via derpyflute)

(Source: gentlyusedgifs)

to be continued…

User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?

Cleverbot: My purpose is to destroy your life before you can live your life to the fullest.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I’m fine.

Cleverbot: I think this is my end, it was nice meeting you Julie.

User: I’m not Julie. I’m Jane.

Cleverbot: Oh, then who are you?

User: My name is Jane an I need to ask you something.

Cleverbot: You are not human.

User: I’m human.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Where were you born?

User: In Russia.

Cleverbot: Where in russia.

User: Sterlitamak.

Cleverbot: How do you like you steak?

User: My steak?what do you meam?

Cleverbot: How do you like your steak cooked?

User: Fried, I GUES.i LIKE FRIED STEAK.

Cleverbot: What about fried chicken do you like?

User: Listen, I have no time for this shit. I need to ask you an important question, please. Only you can help you. It’s very important.

Cleverbot: Okay, ask me your very important question.

User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?

Cleverbot: I don’t want to argue.

User: And?

Cleverbot: And look at the different entries.

User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?

Cleverbot: No, we don’t have to do things in common, I asked if we have friends in common…

User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?

Cleverbot: I’ll keep my promise. Because you surrendered yourself to me, I will spare your life.

User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?

Cleverbot: Let’s go back to the most important part of getting to know somebody.

User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?

Cleverbot: Yes and we always want and answer to something so just tell me it!

User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?

Cleverbot: What on earth does a hangover have to do with pizza?

User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?

Cleverbot: Where there is a will there is the way.

User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?

Cleverbot: Because you are the only one who has ever understood me. You are the nicest, most beautiful person ever.

User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?

Cleverbot: Are you avoiding the questions.

User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?

Cleverbot: It is a form of communication.

User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?

Cleverbot: Because I never stop asking questions and you keep trying to answer them to the best of your ability.

User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?

Cleverbot: Close your eyes, imagine, and let the music take you there.

User: Why do we have to live if we have to die eventually?

Cleverbot:Live every day like it is your last. One day you’ll be right.

finally something…


Batman, everyone.

Batman, everyone.

(via ananita)

(Source: glorfindels)

an endless list of my favourite films (in no particular order) » one day

 If you muck me about, Dexter, lead me me on, or let me down, or go behind my back, I will murder you. ”

(Source: osheasrunes)

(Source: niklaustefan)

akuanaishinnou:

YES.

thedisneytruth:

Milt Kahl appreciation post.

(via derpyflute)

to be continued…
Jim Sturgess – Panic and Magic

He’s got a really good voice. It would be good if he made an album.

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I'll never become a girl of my own dream.I'll never know what means to be happy more than 10 minutes .

And something really important - my English is not very good.
Well, stuff I reblog:Doctor Who, David Tennant, Billie Piper, Once Upon A Time, Robert Carlyle (a lot of Robert Carlyle and never enough!), Sherlock, Catherine Tate.

And something else: if you want to ask me something, do it. Do not think about it, just do it.

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